God leaned back, exhausted. “Well that was a lot of work! Phew. And there’s still 6 more of these left! We just need to come up with a name for it and then we’ll be done for now. But what to call it?”
"Let’s call it a day!" said Jesus.
"Haha, nice! Really killed two birds with one stone on that one!"
"What’s a ‘bird’ and what’s a ‘stone’?"
"I don’t know, LOL!"
- Me (to the boy): You need to get out of that shirt. It's disgusting.
- Karen (to me): Maybe you could be a little more positive.
- Me (to the boy): Uh, you're too handsome to be in such a disgusting shirt.
Some people in the U.S. have a foot fetish while some in other parts of the world have a 30.48 cm fetish